QOOC - Quoted Out Of Context
What the hell is a “QOOC” you ask?
QOOC stands for “Quoted Out Of Context”. You’ve surely experienced a QOOC before. Ever come up on a group of people having a conversation and you hear a phrase that surprises you because you don’t know the context of the conversation? Or, when someone makes a innocent statement that can have a whole different meaning when overheard by a person with a twisted mind? That’s what a QOOC is!
We here at Disturbed Brothers encounter strange, disturbing and downright offensive QOOCs all the time. Of course this might be because of our strange, disturbing and often offensive outlook on life that causes us to read too much into the phrases we hear, but what the hell it’s fun. For those of you who have a similar acumen for disturbed thoughts, you may find these very entertaining. We will keep adding to these as we experience new QOOCs.
Official Disturbed Brothers QOOC List
(in no particular order)
Latest additions…
- I was giving him the fist in the classroom.
- Once it goes soft it isn’t any good.
Previous additions…
- I tried going straight once but I didn’t like it.
- She told me to touch it but it looked too scary.
- Do you have to smell everything before you eat it?
- You just put it in an I’ll figure out what to do with it.
Original QOOCs
- It looks big but I think I can fit it in.
- It would be more fun if it were alive.
- Between all the hot women you have to throw a couple of crazy guys in there.
- It works out much better when you twist it faster.
- I didn’t think my mom would get mad just because I touched her stuff.
- Any hole is just fine with me.
- Never touch a woman’s bunny without asking permission.